July 1st, 2004

MIRIAMUS

Slashmistress Jodie

Do you have anything to say about Alex's ahem "unfortunate" pants-splitting episode? Any ulterior motives? ;)

MIRIAMUS

Miriam thinks it's time for a dirty catchphrase contest!

Who wants to judge?

My contribution: Oh no, I've fallen over and landed on Alex's dick!

MIRIAMUS

Sorry for another post from me....

For those of you not familiar with New Zealand liquors, There is a brand of beer here called Tui, who have an EXTREMELY popular ad campaign based around the phrase "Yeah, right." For your enjoyment I've taken these billboards, and created new versions all about teh Franz!! The text Bob is and angel. is against a black background. To the right is a red background with text that reads Yeah right. The text Alex is only 29. is against a black background. To the right is a red background with text that reads Yeah right. The text Paul loves to dress up and see other people dress up. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right. The text Eleanor's Franz bag means absolutely nothing. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right. The text Look what you've done, Bob was all a joke. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right. The text It's Nick's girlfriend who buys him those skin-tight trousers. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right. The text Micahel didn't happen to Alex. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right. The text The band's relationships with each other are all completely above board. is against a black background. To the right is a red background that reads Yeah right.

Editage: I feel as though I should explain the dressing up one - it's from this "Franz Ferdinand alphabet" clip where the z was "zooming" in on the band members.... it was just Bob and Alex, and they seemed to have decided to mock the other two.... they basically said exactly what I've put in the picture, then started giggling hysterically. Well we all know that Paul's life is Nakey World™.... ;)