June 18th, 2004

KILLXXFORXXTHIS

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hi, im new here, and i think this is fantastic, a guilt free zone for Franz addicts!

archiver's note: An image was added here in the post, but it has since been deleted from the website. Based on the comments, it was possibly a photo of Gavrilo Princip.

NUCLEAR_KITTEN

I wrote this ages ago...

I'm frankly shocked and appalled with myself. I wrote a fiction involving Bob FF and Dougie from McFly and it looks like that not only have I received adverse attention, I will definitely be going to the bad fire.

Title: Harder, Faster, Cooler, Younger.
Pairing: Bob FF/Dougie from McFly.
Rating: 15 (fairly innocent but rather uncompromising age undertones, oo-er).
Notes: Is the age of consent for homeosexuality still 18? And there's an alluded cameo from a certain website creator...

It was a rather poorly thought-out idea,perused Bob as he learned of the warm-up act for their "Europe's Gonna Weep" joint-headliner with that high-flying multi-instrumental group whose name he couldn't actually remember. McFly? MCFLY? Okay, so we've always tried to play-down our elitism accusations but, that Busted tribute band? Ugh...that japester in the band must have had something to do with it, knowing him.

But not as poorly thought out as the news that his bandmates broke. On the instructions of pushy guitar-playing japester, he had arranged a collaboration on "Shopping for Blood" Aaargh!!! Those oiks don't realise the sheer relevance of the lyrics! and had decided that the McFly pups should double the instruments. In other words, Bob had to deliver a hastily-arranged bass lesson to young Dougie Paynter...

...School's back in session, get ready for a lesson...

"Okay, first you're going to be taught the typical Hardy-patented bass strut", instructed Bob during the "successful" lesson. Dougie tried to resist those hyperactive punk-boy scissor-jump avec guitare urges and pouted moodily and more mardily than he ever attempted before. Bob was impressed; he saw a new man, a future rock god, a younger - but buffer - Alex Kapranos.

"Oh dear, the bass strap is slipping" noticed the unusually enthusiastic bass teacher. He clumsily tried to adjust the bass strap but his busy hands deftly touched the young bassist's left cheekbone and accidentally felt his mouth tingle against the boy bassist's lips.

He noticed the hole in the ear. He desperately felt the need to caress that pierced earlobe with the over-enthusiastic tongue, and at that same time, young Dougie began to realise the wonders of the glisteningly gilded cloud of hair which was tickling his nose, but, this was wrong on so many levels...

"Ugh! Get away you hobbit!" screamed the protege. The piercing eyes had opened so widely enough to see what was happening, "This is wrong, I'm telling the manager, or even James...!"

As the poor boy scarpered back to his bandmates, Bob looked on desolately and regretful. Taking advantage of a young band-member is wrong, he realised.

...He's not so special so look what you've done, Bob...

I posted this on Albion Fic a few weeks ago, but I put this up here so you don't have to search through lots of skaggy Pete and Carl fics to find it.

I'm sorry for the McFly references, I just think they're ace - ok?

Bridgey xxx